A QA Engineer Walks Into a Bar and Burns It Down

Test zero, negative and nonsense inputs before release, because the first real user will send something the spec never imagined.

“The first real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is.”

• A QA engineer orders 2 beers, 0 beers, –1 beer, a lizard in a glass and qwertyuip beers, which covers the boundary and garbage inputs.
• The first real customer asks a simple question that nobody tested, and the bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
• The author made this audio with ElevenLabs last week, just to play around.